Humor: Blonde Joke – The Commute
A blonde came home from her first day commuting to the city. Her mother noticed she was pale and asked,”Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really”, she replied,”I’m nauseous from sitting backwards...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde Inventions
The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Mechanical pencil sharpener Ejector seat...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Q & A #2
Q. Why did the blonde have TGIF printed on her shoes? A. Toes go in first. Q. What is a row of blonds called A. A wind tunnel Q. What is a blond at the bottom of a swimming pool? A. An air pocket Q....
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Flashing Lights
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour. “Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, “see any cops following us?” The blonde turned around for a long look. “As a...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde’s Appendicitis
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.” The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get … Continue reading → Readers who...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde With Chickens
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ”What do you have in the bag?” The blonde replies: ”I have chickens!” The man thinks for a moment...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – The Blonde and the Deodorant
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde Diet
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days “Eat anything and everything you want for the...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – Fisherman and the Mermaid
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: “Double my IQ” so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – Drunken Ice Fishing
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked several yards away and drilled another hole...
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